The (Mis)ADVENTURES OF SUPER BLEEDER(HAHA I CALLED HIM SUPER BLEEDER)

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Suay ah Suay...

2 weeks ago finish PSLE orals,1week ago prelims so on monday 1st sep if i'm not mistaken,celebrate lyk mad cos of teacher day and prelim and oral over.

On Monday when i come back from celebration... got a bit swore throat so i thought aiya nothing 1 la(trying to act lyk singaporean fwens LOL jkjk...) so i drink some water den study lorz.

At nite my mother not enuf time 2 cook so go chinatown eat sapo fan(claypot rice in cantonese)

Nxt day i wake up fell very warm den very hot den cold den cough alot so i take themometer see my temperature suddenly 39.2 deegrees so i tell my father and he brought me 2 the doc.-_-'"

wait lyk 30min-1hour den can get check-up...

doc say that day alot ppl got fever...

finally i get medicine and went home.

I took the stupid medicine and felt drozy so i slept

dunno y so nice 2 sleep i slept for de whole day.

Nxt day same thing but i could walk abit already but still feel abit faint

de Nxt day i no more fever but i still got very bad case of sore throat and cough and stuff lyk that

2day all better except for de cough.

Suddenly bout 6 yeetat call me and my mother pick-up

she tell me its for me and said yeetat very Very VEry VERy VERY rude

she say she ask yes?may i help u?

yetat say Eh U zach rite huh u gud not?

I siiiiii beiiiiii embarassed sia


he tell me most of my marks and all quite bad...

juz when i felt better got bad news agn aiyazzzzzz

diao bye i nid go take medicine agn *puke puke puke(100% real barf)

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY 09 MY FWENS AND ENEMIES!(LETS PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES AND BE ONE PEOPLE,ONE NATION,ONE SINGAPORE!)

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY 09 TO EVERYONE!

HIP HIP HOOOOO,OUCH MY BACK!RAYYYYY!

JUST ON TIME!

LOL so 2day was the schools pre-national day celebration!



A teacher named Mdm.Kong(king kong la) start the celebration with a speech bout the country's history that lasted 4 about 15 mins + we needed 2 stand still for that gruesome 15 mins!LEG PAIN LEAH,while those stupid "poi ching idol finalist" get to move around and chitchat at the 2nd floor bloody hell.



After speech after speech and singing the nationl atem, we went to the hall 2 start the poiching idol....



Miss woon veri funeh sia,keep giving stupid comments..



ppl kept throwing signs around and i got 1 saying "6G GOGOGO!"



I use the double sided tape and tape the sing to my face lol...





1st singer was wee han....sing wad lemon tree...embarrased himelf lol...



den a few more singer then that dominique sang kindergarden song ....top of the world lol



den a few more de joalina..dress like something i cant describe lol

den a fewww more then bertrand...sing a whole new world...



suddenly got 1 sign fly towards me,it was a thumbs up phone finger>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

sadly no 1 sang my favourite song lol!"JI BA BAN!"

Well joalina won in the end,she might hav won a trophy but i "won" tis>>>>>>>>>

XD