over all...i tink i did fairy well for psle...
Todae was supposed to be a "fantastic" "superb" "Full of fun" dae but I was ripped off!
1st we had a freakin LECTURE in the hall,i tot it was okay...was juz a lecture...there will be fun for the rest of the dae...WELL I WAS WRONG!!
we had time to chat awhile in class then we had to go to our CCAs.....
We asked the teacher if we could go to the library instead since we were all in our uniforms(they din't inform us WTF?!)and i did not bring my boots.
She said it was okay BUT we had to tell our teacher in charge.
I tried to find my teacher but could not find him,so i decided to tell him later.
We went for our "recesses" and then went to the library.
After 10 mins of silent reading,the librarian came in from her break.
She saw us and shout like a mad woman , :"EH!BOYS WHY YOU ALL IN HERE,STUPID OR WHAT CANT SEE THE LIBRARY CLOSED AH!?!?!?! WHAT LEVEL U ALL FROM"
We answered,"Primary 6"
She Shouted,"CAN'T READ ISIT?LIBRARY CLOSED LA!!!!!!!!!"
We went out to find the sign and we saw a fine print saying,:"library closed"
I wanted to join my fwens to their CCA,rockclimbing but one of them decided to camp in the toilet (I did it once and he wanted to prove he could too....)
We camped for about 20 mins when he started complaining.
We walked down the stairs to the rock wall and i decided to try rock climbing.
I asked the teacher if i could join since it was the last CCA session and she replied
,"Did I think you just said what I think u said?"
Another one said ,"GO BACK TO YOUR CCA!ITS THE LAST SESSION ALREADY LA!"
Fed-up with the stupidity of those @#$@$@s I decided to camp in the toilet.
I went to the toilet on the 3rd floor and went in the largest cubic.
The smell of urine was in the air.
I was almost asleep when I heard a boy,maybe P4.He was chatting with some friends and came in the toilet.I was frozen stiff.I hid at a corner,hopping they would just leave,and they did!(AFTER 5 freaking mins)
I felt feverish but ignored it.
After awhile(about 10.10a.m(I started camping at 9.45 a.m !))I heard footsteps followed by a cough.
I realized it was a man.I decided to stay quiet for awhile.First he washed his hands for 5 bloody mins(I'm not lying,he really did that...)Then he went to pee...(could hear him humming while he peed...)Again wtf who washed his/her hands then pees????well him!Then he washed his hands for 2 more freaking mins and left.
I could not stand the heat and decided to confess.
When I was walking out of the toilet, I saw two of my classmates and I decided to act casually to avoid suspicion.
When I was at the second floor,I saw the football field filled with people and the teacher scolding them,so i decided to go back into hiding,this time in the toilet on the second floor.
The toilet had its lights offed so i tot it was a good place to hide but once i entered the place all the lights turned on and I knew there were sensors and it was to my advantage.
I got in a cubic and after awhile a few boys came in(I could here them screaming...)
They peed and left (10.21)
After awhile another wave of boys came and I decided to sit on the toilet bowl jus in case they saw nobody's legs.The WHACKED the door and said,"opps,wrong people."
I was like saying "FU%K you,you b@5t@rds!KANI#!BU!"
They left soon after and about five mins later the lights went off (10.30)
Awhile later the lights turned on again and I heard a woman speaking hokkien.I thought it was the janitor so after a few minutes, I checked and saw a slipper and I confirmed it was the JANITOR!
Heng after awhile she left,lights went off again but after awhile 3 waves of boys then a teacher(10.45-11.00)
11.15,Another janitor came.I tot if I dun go now,I'll be late.So when a boy came in I CHIONG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Went to 1st floor to find Jw but onli found his bro.He tried to help me find Jw but in the end I found Bryan Tan.
I tagged along and after awhile i found xunjie followed by Jw.
After that,we went back to class for awhile den to the ISH.
Once at the ISH we saw about 300+ ppl squeezing over there and i was stuck at the corner well 16 ppl were playing.
1st jovin and the G.A.Y.S(Girly Alliance for Young Students)plaed floorball and pretty much sucked but they had luck on their side and eventually won the bloody game.
After awhile i was stuffy so Jw and I went back to class and saw bryan low crying(WTF!!!)but after awhile a prefect forced us to go back to the ISH but by the time we got there it was 1.25p.m and when we reached there it was dismissal time again wtf.
Well I got a new reccord"CAMPING IN THE TOILET FOR 1H and 45 MINS!!!"
Hand pain....
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